4: The Great Divide

Post-op pains, unexpected birthday destinations, the surprising medical use of pillows and a totally not forced Batman reference.

It’s an odd thing, knowing that someone is about to open up your chest and start cutting away at your heart. It might sound like the kind of thing reserved for movies starring men in masks stalking a group of teenagers but actually it really isn’t all that horrific. After all, for the people undergoing the procedure, at least when the day arrives, all we have to do is fall asleep.

Countdown

That isn’t to say however that being rendered unconscious when you know you’re about to go under the knife isn’t one of the most terrifying moments you ever have to live through. You are on the bed as the anaesthetic is pushed through a line into your arm and an oxygen mask is placed over your face.
Then a nurse tells you to count back from twenty.

You start counting.
20. Those you have with you (for me it was my parents) hold your hands tightly, reassuring you that everything will be okay.
15. The world around you begins to fade away, faces to blur and you realise that you can no longer speak.
10. Voices become distant and faint, you can still hear your family and the nurses talking but they sound as if they are in a different room.
5. You don’t make it this far.
By the time you get to five you’ve started to wake up. Breathing is heavy and painful, your vision isn’t working properly yet and as soon as you try to move, firm hands hold you down in place and a voice from far away says something along the lines of “take it easy”.
After a few moments you realise why your throat hurts so much, there is a breathing tube stuck down it.
You look around frantically and as your vision begins to clear, you start to make out the faces of people you recognise.
They speak to you and although you can hear them, somehow you don’t.
After a few moments, you fall asleep again. This time though it’s a natural, restful sleep.

Coming round from my second open heart surgery was rough.
After a while the breathing tube was removed and I was able to properly wake up.
One of the first things I noticed, aside from the aching, were the three pipes emerging gracefully from my abdomen.
I looked like a character from some dystopian cyber punk movie.
These were not simply there for macabre effect though, they were to allow any buildup of fluid to drain away.
No matter the reason, they were not a pretty sight and they certainly were not comfortable.
In time a nurse, without any ceremony, simply pulled them out .

Behold! Making a surprise appearance, my right knee!

They had been inserted very cleverly so that when the drains were removed, the wound was closed by stitches already in place. One by one they were slid out of me and yes, it was as unpleasant as it sounds.
I was grateful afterwards though, because I could finally sit up and move around on the bed without the fear of prematurely yanking one out.

Sweet Sixteen

The thing that surprised me most about going in for such a major procedure, during which they quite literally sawed open my chest, was how quickly they were happy to let me go home.
I, of course, was delighted. It was just a day before my sixteenth birthday and that was absolutely the most important thing any of us needed to be thinking about at the time.
My parents though were not super thrilled with the idea of me being discharged so quickly. Mum almost begged the staff to keep me for another few days.
Obviously the idea of taking me the 130-odd miles to our home at the south end of Loch Ness, with a 70 mile round trip to the nearest hospital, just four days after open heart surgery was a little daunting. Their heads filled with just about every possible scenario that might occur in the absence of good doctors and nurses.
Probably all the way up to an Alien Chestburster situation…
On top of that, one of the wounds left by the drains was still weeping.
This was pointed out to doctors several times (much to my disapproval, as I wanted to get home asap) but in the end we were assured that all was fine.

So, back home it was, for one wonderful evening.
On the day I turned sixteen I woke up feeling sick and with a sky high temperature. Our local GP came to the house to check on me and immediately sent me to Inverness Raigmore Hospital for tests.

Woohoo, sixteen, yeah! Party in ward 4!

As upsetting as it was to have my sweet sixteenth tarnished like this, I have to give a shout out to the nurses who went out that day and bought me a gift. A certain brand of deodorant, named for a very warm place, that most teenage boys tended to smell of around then.
As it turned out they decided to keep me in the hospital for a few days. I had picked up an infection “somehow” (looking at you, unhealed drain wound) and was placed in isolation with regular monitoring. No antibiotics were prescribed.
Eventually, with the help of some paracetamol, my temperature came down and I was allowed home, with a warning to take good care of myself. Apparently my plans for abseiling and white water rafting as a birthday party needed to go on hold until next year.

I did have a party when I got back but it wasn’t quite the manic hurling ourselves into the pool kind from previous years. Some friends came around and we sat out in the back garden eating food that might have caused my doctors to raise an eyebrow.

In the end it didn’t really matter that I’d missed the actual date of my birthday. I had a great party with good friends anyway and at least that infection was gone.
Except, it wasn’t.

There Are Medicines Other Than Laughter

After mentioning the “Spider-Man incident” in a previous post I feel bad about once again bringing up my mum’s choice of entertainment.
Not so bad that I won’t do it though.
Open heart surgery is what you might call a traumatic event which leaves a very tangible mark. That being, a massive scar down the middle of your chest. However, beneath this surface scar there is also a bone that has been cracked open and needs to heal properly.
Any strain across the chest area can cause a sever amount of pain due to the broken bone, torn muscles and other assorted damage. The strain can come from coughing, an attack of the hiccups, yawning or, worst of all, sneezing. Trust me, whenever I felt a sneeze coming on I grabbed the nearest pillow and hugged it tightly to my chest, this went some way to dampening the pain.
It can also be caused by sharp and short exhalations of breath, such as those that come as a result of laughter.

Now obviously, as a sixteen year old who was barely able to leave the house, I was quite bored. I can’t imagine for a second that I was anything other than an absolute delight to be around but even so my parents decided I needed something like a good show to occupy my attention.
After some debate my mum came up with an out of this world suggestion.

RED DWARF

She was sure that I would really appreciate this absolutely hilarious series and how right she was.
To this day it is still one of the funniest things I think I’ve ever seen.
I loved every episode, despite the pain that watching them brought me. It took me around three weeks curled up on the couch with a pillow permanently squashed against my chest to watch all (at the time), eight series.
It seems incredible when I look back, that such a difficult time was also full of so much laughter.
Oh and by the way, the pillow method is one I advise anyone to adopt should they have a need for it (I hope you never do but just in case).

The Mask Maker

“I don’t wear the mask to protect myself, I wear it to protect the ones I care about”.
You know who said that? Batman, I think.

Can you put your hand on your heart and tell me that a guy who dresses up like a bat, runs around at night beating people up and fakes a gruff voice all because he can’t process the death of his parents, hasn’t got it all figured out.

Okay, maybe the analogy isn’t the best one but I think the quote fits here perfectly. With all that is going on out there in the big bad world right now it’s good to see so many people looking out for each other. Just the small act of putting a mask on could end up preventing someone from suffering terribly. That is not something to be cast off as a pointless gesture.
As a person who is at greater risk and knowing plenty who are in the same boat as me, I think I speak for most of us when I say that seeing so many willing to help protect others is very comforting.

Mum has been putting in a lot of effort to help with this. Over the past few months she’s been making and giving away masks to many of the people in our community. Anyone has been welcome to come and pick them up from the table in our front garden.

At the time of writing she has made over eighty five masks and is upstairs right now making more.

Three Legs, No Hands

I’ve been having trouble with my prosthetic leg lately. Some sore and rubbed skin has made it impossible to wear. Meaning that I have had to use my crutches far more than usual.
The bonus here is that I could end up with shoulders like Schwarzenegger by the time it starts to feel better but also does present some challenges.
Mainly getting any object that doesn’t fit in my pocket from one room to the other.

If at all possible, I am going to ask you to try out a little task for me. Go into the kitchen and pour yourself a glass of water. Then, using only one leg to move, try to get that glass from your kitchen to your living room without spilling a drop.

Now that you’ve finished mopping up I’m guessing you understand my (somewhat comical), struggle.
I’ve been fortunate enough all these years to be surrounded by a very understanding family who are always willing to help.
Not that they won’t make a sarcastic comment about me leaving my leg off because I`m a lazy git but then that’s just Scousers for you.
Now of course my wife Bipa is living here as well and from the start she’s always been willing to help me with whatever I need.
However after spending what I’m starting to think is too much time with my parents she’s getting a real hang of making the sarcastic leg comments as well.

Of course even with all the people around to help there will always be occasions when I paint the walls with a bowl of cereal or give the floor an unintended wash. It’s frustrating because, when I can’t wear my prosthetic, not only do I not have the use of one leg but the use of my hands is restricted as well.
On top of that, my crutches have started to wear a bit thin. After nearly seven years of taking my not feather-like weight they have finally begun to give up. Sometimes they decide to just slide away from underneath me, sending me plummeting to the floor. Other times the handles detach themselves from the rest of the crutch.

So, a few days ago, after months of following me with a camera in the hopes of “Getting a good one for You’ve Been Framed”, my parents decided to give me an early birthday present.

Birthday presents are different when you’ve got one leg.

Now I do have to say, when it comes to moving around freely and quickly, dropping the leg and grabbing a pair of crutches is the way to go.
There is a reason amputee footballers play with their legs off.
Just yesterday we were looking after our neighbours dog and I was playing a game of chase with her in the garden, bolting around the place like I did with the dogs we used to have when I was younger.

Shameless Plugging of my Social Media

And with that we reach the end of another post.

I hope you have enjoyed what I’ve written in this one, it’s a subject close to my… No no, even I appreciate that that is a little too far.
If you do enjoy my ramblings and don’t want to miss the next one then you can keep up by email or use one of the links at the end of the post to follow me.

Thank you for looking in, I really appreciate it.
Take care and be excellent to each other.

The Wisdom

  • You would be surprised how comforting a small gesture can be.
    Going in for my procedure was, at that point of my life. the absolute most terrifying thing I had ever experienced.
    So many things raced through my head in those last few seconds before I drifted off.
    However when I felt my parents hands grasp and squeeze my own it gave me something to, literally, hold on to and I just focused on them and pushed all other thoughts away.
    You don’t always need to give someone something to physically hold. A kind phrase or a bit of good news, anything to keep in their mind and hold there can make a world of difference in a scary situation.
  • It feels good to help.
    This might go without saying but I can see it every time somebody comes to pick up one of mums masks. She is so thrilled that something she has created is going out to help people. They can go shopping or see friends, all because they are safer wearing a mask mum stitched together in her bedroom.
    I’m sure there are plenty of people out there who know the feeling when somebody turns around and tells them how thankful they are for something they have done. Never underestimate the joy in helping others.
  • Kicking your own crutch out from underneath yourself can hurt.
    It can hurt a lot but there is absolutely no chance that you will get any kind of sympathy as everyone who sees it will be crying with laughter.

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8 thoughts on “4: The Great Divide

  1. Hi HopScot, Just finished reading I thought I better leave you a comment. Hopefully can push your ranking up a bit on google. You are amazing not only for sharing this story but it is also a great read. I wish you every success for the future, and maybe I can read more one day.

    Best wishes

    Alex

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    1. Hi Alex, thank you so much for your kind comment. I really appreciate you saying that and the help in getting me pushed up. I hope you continue to enjoy what I am writing.

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  2. Your Mum is amazing! When you said about your parents being there and holding your hands as you drifted off to sleep, that took me back to when I was in ICU and was just about to have a tracheostomy, my husband (fiance at the time) and my best friend held my hands as I drifted off to sleep, and they were holding my hands when I woke up. It genuinely felt like they had never left me, and that really helped 🙂

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    1. She really is. Both my Mum and Dad gave me an incredible amount of support and I know that my recovery wouldn’t have been the same without it.

      I understand exactly what you mean. It’s scary enough waking up after something like that so having them there at the beginning and the end does so much to help make it easier.

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